jaijabbers:

speakswords:

Just saw a Barbie ad here for the first time. It is starting, folks. They must already be desperate if they’re buying ad space on TUMBLR.

Do not reblog official marketing or ads from struck works

including (but not remotely limited to) Barbie. They are advertising here because their actors are on strike and will not promote their products.

Barbie is not a struck work. It is okay to reblog barbie content. It’s done and finished. Going to premiers for it is crossing the line. But going to the regular ass movie is not.

Read me and read me good: not seeing Barbie is a great way to show execs that we don’t care about writers and actors.

Let me say that again: going to see Barbie is GOOD for the strike. Many people who WORKED on barbie are striking. They probably have not been paid yet.

The unions HAVE NOT asked us to picket the movie. Just the premier.

The original post is disinformation.

I believe it to be coming from a good place but avoiding works that are NOT being struck is genuinely harmful to the cause.

yournewfriendshouse:

cerastes:

cerastes:

I think a fundamental aspect (though not the only one) of why a lot of twitter people failed in their attempt to come to tumblr is that plenty of them are in the “sassy banter” part of the tech tree, where they think that hitting someone with a sitcom zinger is the biggest own possible, but tumblr is on the “kill yourself” part of the tree, which is the hard counter to that.

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A 2:8 match-up if I ever saw one.

‘your mom suck me good and hard through my jorts’ is such a banger

more replies:

a comment from tumblr user fralexion: ‘I prefer the parts of tumblr that just make absurd threats no one could possibly carry out.’ followed by a reply from tumblr user wheelsbot: ‘"I will piss your pants" "We should breed and ask our offspring what they think" "I will add a single grain of sand to your room every day until you succumb to the desert" I know there's more and it's honestly the best argumentative tactic. Tumblr is not a debate hall, it's a circus tent running on looney tunes logic.’ALT

passionpeachy:

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

nerdygaymormon:

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noxtheox:

noxtheox:

Just seen a bathroom sign that says “Femmes”. Unsure if this is woke or not.

Update: the mens room says Hommes. This seafood restaurant is safe from the “woke mob” but not from the dastardly Frenchman

costanzamoding:

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Got inspired by the multitude of “transsexual Seinfeld” posts I saw

thetetra:

commodorecliche:

homoqueerjewhobbit:

vergess:

moniquill:

thesituation:

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than ¼ of your income.

Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.

After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.

The housing market is a fucking travesty.

Hmm what happened in the mid eighties….

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I remember trying to find a place to live and my mother was all mad at me never having enough money for anything.


She sat down with me and my budget I had sent her (at her request) and she went over everything and was like “oh well see you’re spending $900 on rent and only make $1700/ month after taxes.


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prokopetz:

prokopetz:

What we’ve gotta understand is that “the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for adults” and “the modern Internet is abolishing space for children” are compatible phenomena. Neither group is being favoured: the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for adults (i.e., because grown-up topics aren’t advertiser friendly) and the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for children (i.e., because online communities which consist principally of people who have no money are hard to sell things to). The Internet that contemporary corporate interests are trying to build isn’t a space for anyone – it’s the digital equivalent of an Ikea showroom.

Like, when I say that the greater part of contemporary social media is fundamentally hostile to human life, I’m not indulging in hyperbole or constructing an ironic metaphor. I mean that 100% literally.

tryg-n-tyra:

brown-spider:

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Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

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graegrape:

cabanela ghost trick is the character of all time. he’s flamboyant he rides a shitty little bike to work he has to serve cunt whenever he enters a room he calls people baby regardless of gender he has homoerotic tension with his best friend he has a stupid speech quirk he has beef with a cat he has old man swag and his idle pose is him standing around like that one jerma picture. what more could you possibly want

midcenturypage:
“1953. Illustration by Frederic Varaday.
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midcenturypage:

1953. Illustration by Frederic Varaday. 

girlblocker:
“girlblocker:
“preserving this here bc op turned off reblogs
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& the thrilling sequel
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girlblocker:

girlblocker:

preserving this here bc op turned off reblogs

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& the thrilling sequel

professorupdog:

thefeistiestworm:

my roommate who is like. the most straight laced cis dude ever. just came into the living room and said “the masculine urge to get pregnant.” then stood there for a second before leaving silently.

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You’re doing what to your roommate??

teaboot:

nunnatheinsanegerbil:

notajerusalemcricket:

laughconfetti:

visualshock:

this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

loud warning

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Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”